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Swollen Goat Premium Wraps Unisex t-shirt

Swollen Goat Premium Wraps Unisex t-shirt

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Introducing "The Swollen Goat" rolling papers by The Dude Abides, a revolutionary product for connoisseurs of the finer things in life. Crafted with precision and care, these papers are designed to elevate your rolling experience to new heights. Each sheet is made from the finest natural fibers, ensuring a smooth burn and impeccable taste with every puff.

Inspired by the rugged spirit of adventure and freedom, "The Swollen Goat" embodies a sense of wanderlust and exploration. Whether you're enjoying a moment of solitude in the great outdoors or sharing laughs with friends around a campfire, these papers are the perfect companion for any journey. With their distinctive design and exceptional quality, they are sure to become a staple in the arsenal of every discerning smoker.

Embrace the art of rolling with "The Swollen Goat" and unlock a world of possibilities. Whether you're a seasoned aficionado or just starting your journey, these papers offer a seamless experience that enhances the ritual of rolling your own. Elevate your smoking experience with "The Swollen Goat" and discover a new standard of excellence in every puff.

FYI - This is not a real product.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
XS 27 16 ½ 31-34
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61
5XL 35 31 62-65
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
XS 68.6 42 78.7-86.4
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
3XL 83.8 71.1 137.2-144.8
4XL 86.4 76.2 147.3-155
5XL 89 78.7 157.5-165
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