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Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat Punch I Win

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat Punch I Win

Regular price $23.99 USD
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Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat Punch I Win. I made this design for the strong intelligent women out there that don't take crap from anyone.

Dude, you're lookin' at a tee that's all about ownin' it, ya know? This 'Rock. Paper. Scissors. Throat Punch I Win.' design is like a battle cry for the ladies out there who refuse to back down from anyone or anything. It's like, they're sayin', 'Hey, pal, you wanna mess with me? Bring it on! I'll take you down with my mighty fist of justice, and I won't be wearin' no nail polish that's gonna chip or smudge, neither.' You see this woman's hand, dude? It's like a work of art, all painted up in that fiery red stuff. She's ready to throw some serious punches, and she ain't afraid to get her hands dirty. This tee is like wearin' your confidence on your sleeve, man."

"Now, I know what you're thinkin', 'The Dude, this design is all about bein' tough, but it's also got a certain... je ne sais quoi.' Yeah, that's the ticket! It's like, she's not just throwin' punches for the sake of throwin' punches, dude. She's doin' it with style and sass, and that red nail polish is like the cherry on top of this whole 'I win' sundae. You put this tee on, and you're sayin', 'Hey, world, I'm not afraid to get a little messy or take a few risks.' And if someone messes with you, well, they're gonna find out that you're packin' some serious heat in those knuckles, too.

This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Athletic heather is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Other heather colors are 52% cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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