Woke AF Unisex Zip Hoodie from The Dude Abides Shop
Original price
$54.99
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Original price
$56.99
Original price
$54.99
$54.99
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$56.99
Current price
$54.99
Hey, man, this Woke AF hoodie is all about staying woke while showing off mindful streetwear. Slip into this comfortable hoodie and rock a bold fashion statement that’s totally fascist-proof. You’re telling the world there’s no room for fascists messing with your vibe, man.
Its socially conscious apparel design helps you groove through everyday activism with no fuss. The soft cotton blend and relaxed fit keep you in cozy clothing, while that awareness mindset means you’re tuned in to the bigger picture, dude. Inclusive design? You bet.
Every stitch nods to conscious living, man, thanks to a high-quality hoodie build that stands up to daily wear. This unique hoodie design sets you apart like a strike in the final frame. And, you know, it’s your subtle way of telling fascists, “Not today, man.”
You’ll dig the expressive street style that grooves with modern activism. Slip into a statement hoodie that speaks volumes without shouting, man. It’s your laid-back testament to staying woke while giving fascists a firm “The Dude abides, not the fascists,” kind of vibe.
So don’t be shy, man. Grab this woke hoodie and let it tie your wardrobe together like that famous rug. It’s legit fascist-proof fashion, delivering comfort and purpose in one. Trust me, once you’ve tried it, you’ll abide in style and keep the fascists at bay.
Slip into our Woke AF Hoodie for mindful streetwear that defies fascists. Stay cozy, stay woke, man. The Dude abides, and so can you—seriously, man.
For when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake, or simply need something comfy to throw on, this lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Its socially conscious apparel design helps you groove through everyday activism with no fuss. The soft cotton blend and relaxed fit keep you in cozy clothing, while that awareness mindset means you’re tuned in to the bigger picture, dude. Inclusive design? You bet.
Every stitch nods to conscious living, man, thanks to a high-quality hoodie build that stands up to daily wear. This unique hoodie design sets you apart like a strike in the final frame. And, you know, it’s your subtle way of telling fascists, “Not today, man.”
You’ll dig the expressive street style that grooves with modern activism. Slip into a statement hoodie that speaks volumes without shouting, man. It’s your laid-back testament to staying woke while giving fascists a firm “The Dude abides, not the fascists,” kind of vibe.
So don’t be shy, man. Grab this woke hoodie and let it tie your wardrobe together like that famous rug. It’s legit fascist-proof fashion, delivering comfort and purpose in one. Trust me, once you’ve tried it, you’ll abide in style and keep the fascists at bay.
Slip into our Woke AF Hoodie for mindful streetwear that defies fascists. Stay cozy, stay woke, man. The Dude abides, and so can you—seriously, man.
For when you get chilly on a summer evening by the lake, or simply need something comfy to throw on, this lightweight unisex zip hoodie with a modern fit, hood, front zip, and a kangaroo pocket is the way to go.
• 50% polyester, 25% airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight 5.6 oz/yd² (189.9 g/m²)
• Unisex fit (men may want to order a size up for a looser fit)
• Side-seamed construction
• Hooded
• Kangaroo pocket
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| CHEST TO FIT (inches) | CHEST (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | |
| XS | 31-34 | 14 ¾ | 24 ⅞ |
| S | 34-37 | 16 ¼ | 25 ¾ |
| M | 38-41 | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅞ |
| L | 42-45 | 20 ¼ | 28 |
| XL | 46-49 | 22 ¼ | 29 ⅛ |
| 2XL | 50-53 | 24 ¼ | 30 ¼ |
| CHEST TO FIT (cm) | CHEST (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | |
| XS | 78.7-86.4 | 37.5 | 63.2 |
| S | 86.4-94 | 41.3 | 65.4 |
| M | 96.5-104.1 | 46.4 | 68.3 |
| L | 106.7-114.3 | 51.4 | 71.1 |
| XL | 116.8-124.5 | 56.5 | 74 |
| 2XL | 127-134.6 | 61.6 | 76.8 |