Babies In Places They Shouldn't Be Wall calendar (2025)

Hey, man, let me lay this out for you in a very chill, far-out sort of way. This here calendar is all about little babies consistently ending up where they most definitely should not be, ya dig? But don’t worry—despite the crazy cliffhangers (literally, in some cases), it’s all just, like, art, man. Every month, you flip a page and find our pint-sized adventurers in another totally non–baby-friendly situation. It’s the kind of spectacle that’ll make your jaw drop and your eyebrows do a little dance.

From those poor little dudes (or dudettes) tottering at the edge of a crumbling cliff under stormy skies, to jammin’ on a dinky boat in a massive tempest—these babies are definitely not in a snug, safe crib, man. One month, it’s a volcano, next month it’s gators, then a rickety rope bridge… it’s practically a highlight reel of “Whoa, baby, that’s intense!”

And just when you think it can’t get any wilder, you got the lion’s den scene, the live minefield jam, a Ferris wheel fiasco—plus, like, a high-voltage electrical substation adventure. Far out, right? Then come the cityscapes, train tracks, storm drains, and even a gnarly glacier crevasse. You ever think you’d see a baby precariously perched on a frozen ledge? Well, you will now, man.

Each illustration is so real-looking you can practically feel the goosebumps—and that’s the point, man. It’s all about the tension and the baby’s big, wide-eyed innocence in the face of serious peril. Heavy stuff, sure. But hey, we’re just here to appreciate the art and, y’know, abide.

So if you’re into stuff that’s both harrowing and hilarious in an oddly endearing way, this calendar is for you. Hang it on your wall, contemplate life’s big questions, and hope our tiny hero stays safe. Because, like the Dude says, “Strikes and gutters, ups and downs”—this baby’s got ‘em all year long, man. Grab one, chill out, and let these monthly misadventures remind you to take it easy and abide, my friend.

Check out this video on YouTube I made with a custom song!

Keep track of important dates in 2025 with a calendar that reflects your style and spirit! This stylish calendar not only helps you stay organized but also works as a decorative piece with unique artwork to go with each month.

• Paper pages bound with a silver-color metal wire
• Paper weight: 8 oz/yd² (271 g/m²)